Whatsapp Status – Hindi, Tamil, Funny, Love, Sad, Attitude, Videos, Download

Whatsapp Status
Hindi, Tamil, Love, Funny, Sad, Attitude, Videos, Download

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Whatsapp Status Messages have become and important part in conveying the Feelings and Mood of a person at any instance of time. Set Creative, Funny or Emotional Status messages Love, Sad or Attitude showing messages for your Friends. Also now available Whatsapp Video Status Messages for Download.

Below are a list of some of the Best Whatsapp messages in Hindi, Tamil and English…

Hindi Whatsapp Status

हमें बुरा न समझो जनाब हम दर्द लिखते है देते नहीं
होगी बहुत सी डिग्रियाँ तुम्हारे पास, छलकती आँखों को ना पढ़ सके तो अनपढ़ हो तुम
रिश्ता भले ही कोई भी हो, मजबूर नहीं मजबूत होना चाहिए
मेरी दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी _और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी..!
वो शाम का दायरा मिटने नहीं देते ,_हमसे सुबहे का इंतज़ार होता नहीं है…!!
दुनिया में ऐसी कोई मुसीबत नहीं जो आपके मन से ज्यादा शक्तिशाली हो
रिश्ते शब्दों के मोहताज़ नहीं होने चाहिए अगर एक खामोश है तो दुसरे को आवाज़ देनी चाहिए…
हर किसी को हमेशा ये सोचना चाहिए , गलती चाहे किसी की भी हो पर रिश्ता तो अपना होता है

जो इंसान सबको ख़ुशी देता हो वो कभी कभी खुद ख़ुशी की वजह ढूँढता है
दिल वो है जो हज़ारों मरी हुई ख्वाइशों के नीचे दब कर भी धड़कता है
जो मन की तकलीफों को नहीं बता पता – उसे ही क्रोध सबसे अधिक आता है
सच बोलने से रिश्ते टूटते हैं और झूठ बोलने से मैं खुद
अच्छे इन्सान में एक बुरी बात होती है , वो सबको अच्छा समझ लेता है
बात कहने का अंदाज़ भी खूबसूरत होना चाहिए ताकि जवाब भी खूबसूरत मिले
आज भी हर समस्या का अंतिम हल माफ़ी ही है


लोग कहते हे Ki मेरा भी समय आयेगा ,,,में केहता हु मेरा समय में ख़ुद लाऊगा..
तजुर्बे ने एक ही बात सिखाई है ,_नया दर्द ही पुराने दर्द की दवाई है . .!!
सबूतों की ज़रुरत पड़ रही है , यकीनन दूरियां अब बढ़ रही है
जो कभी लिपट जाती थी मुझसे बादलों के गरज़ने पर , आज वो बादलों से भी ज्यादा गरजती है मुझपर
जहाँ रहेगा वहाँ रौशनी लुटाएगा , किसी चिराग़ का अपना मकान नहीं होता
हसरतें आज भी खत लिखती हैं मुझे, पर मैं अब पुराने पते पर नहीं रहता
कोई मेरा बुरा करे वो उसका कर्म , मैं किसी का बुरा ना करुँ ये मेरा धर्म
मौत सबको आती है पर जीना सबको नहीं आता

दिल की ख़ामोशी पर मत जाओ , राख के नीचे अकसर आग दबी होती है
इलायची के दानों सा है मुकद्दर मेरा , महक उतनी ही बिखरी जितने पिस्ते गए
समय और समझ खुशकिस्मत वालों को ही इकठी मिलती है , वरना जब समय होता है तो समझ नहीं होती और जब समझ आती है तब समय नहीं होता
ज्यादा ख़्वाहिशें न रखिये जिंदगी से, बस अगला कदम पिछले से बेहतरीन होना चाहिए
सामने जो है , उसे लोग बुरा कहता है और जो दिखाई नहीं देता लोग उसे खुदा कहता हैं
खेल जो भी खेलो दिमाग से खेलना जीत जाओगे …… दिल को बीच मे लाए तो हार जाओगे
जो कभी लिपट जाती थी मुझसे बादलों के गरज़ने पर , आज वो बादलों से भी ज्यादा गरजती है मुझपर


जहाँ रहेगा वहाँ रौशनी लुटाएगा , किसी चिराग़ का अपना मकान नहीं होता
हसरतें आज भी खत लिखती हैं मुझे, पर मैं अब पुराने पते पर नहीं रहता
कोई मेरा बुरा करे वो उसका कर्म , मैं किसी का बुरा ना करुँ ये मेरा धर्म
मौत सबको आती है पर जीना सबको नहीं आता
दिल की ख़ामोशी पर मत जाओ , राख के नीचे अकसर आग दबी होती है
इलायची के दानों सा है मुकद्दर मेरा , महक उतनी ही बिखरी जितने पिस्ते गए
समय और समझ खुशकिस्मत वालों को ही इकठी मिलती है , वरना जब समय होता है तो समझ नहीं होती और जब समझ आती है तब समय नहीं होता

ज्यादा ख़्वाहिशें न रखिये जिंदगी से, बस अगला कदम पिछले से बेहतरीन होना चाहिए
सामने जो है , उसे लोग बुरा कहता है और जो दिखाई नहीं देता लोग उसे खुदा कहता हैं
खेल जो भी खेलो दिमाग से खेलना जीत जाओगे …… दिल को बीच मे लाए तो हार जाओगे
खवाहिश नही मुझे मशहुर होने की … आप मुझे पहचानते हो _बस इतना ही काफी है…!!
प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।
एक हसरत थी की _कभी वो भी हमे मनाये..पर ये कम्ब्खत Dil कभी उनसे रूठा ही नही..!!
मेरी दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी _और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी..!
वो शाम का दायरा मिटने नहीं देते ,_हमसे सुबहे का इंतज़ार होता नहीं है…!!

Tamil Whatsapp Status

அகத்தின் அழகு முகத்தில் தெரியும்.
அகல இருந்தால் நிகள உறவு, கிட்டவந்தால் முட்டப் பகை.
அறுக்கமாட்டாதவன் இடுப்பிலே ஐம்பத்தெட்டு அரிவாள்.
ஆக்கப் பொறுத்தவன், ஆறப் பொறுக்கமாட்டானா?
ஆழம் தெரியாமல் காலை இட்டுக்கொண்டதுபோல.
ஆழாக்கு அரிசி, மூழாக்குப் பானை, முதலியார் வருகிற வீறாப்பப் பாரும்.

ஆற்றிலே போட்டாலும் அளந்துப் போட வேண்டும்.
ஆறின கஞ்சி பழங் கஞ்சி.
ஏட்டுச் சுரக்காய் கறிக்கு ஆகுமா?


திட்டிக் கெட்டாருமில்லை, வாழ்த்தி வாழ்ந்தாருமில்லை.
‘நிம்மதி’ இதை யாரும் தொலைக்கவில்லை, ஆனால், இன்று வரை நாம் அனைவரும் இதை தேடிக்கொண்டே இருக்கிறோம்.
மரணம் இல்லாமல் வாழ ஆசை தான். இந்த மண்ணில் அல்ல, உன் மனதில்.
ஈன்ற தாயின் அன்பும் ஈன்ற தந்தையின் அறிவும் உடன் பிறந்தோர்களின் அணைப்பும் உன் உருவில் கண்டேன் ஒன்றாய் !
பார்த்து கொண்டிருக்கும் நிமிடங்களை விட நினைத்து கொண்டிருக்கும் நிமிடங்களில் தான் அன்பு அதிகமாக இருக்கும்…!
புரியாத அன்பிற்கு அருகில் இருந்தும் பயன் இல்லை… புரிந்து கொண்ட அன்பிற்கு பிரிவு ஒரு தூரமில்லை !

அன்பு என்பது ஒரு கோவில் அதில், ஆசை என்பது ஒரு தீபம் ஆசை என்னும் தீபம் அழிந்தாலும்… அன்பு என்னும் தீபம் அழிவதில்லை…!
உங்கள் நினைவில் நான் வந்தால் நான் உங்கள் நண்பன்… உங்கள் கனவில் நான் வந்தால் நான் உங்கள் உயிர் நண்பன் …
உனக்கும் எனக்கும் உள்ள நட்புசூரியனுக்கும் சூரியகாந்தி பூவுக்கும்உள்ளது போல… நீ உதிக்காமல் நான் மலர மாட்டேன்…!

நீ எவ்ளோ பெரிய படிப்பாளியா இருந்தாலும் எக்ஸாம் ஹால்ல போய் படிக்க முடியாது.
ஸ்கூல் டெஸ்ட்லே பிட் அடிக்கலாம்… காலேஜ் டெஸ்ட்லே பிட் அடிக்கலாம்… ஆனால் ப்ளட் டெஸ்ட்லே பிட் அடிக்க முடியாது.
என்னதான் நாய் நன்றி உள்ளதா இருந்தாலும் அதாலே தேங்க் யூ சொல்ல முடியாது

ஆயிரம் தான் இருந்தாலும் ஆயிரத்து ஒண்ணுதான் பெருசு
என்னதான் அகிம்சாவாதியா இருந்தாலும் சப்பாத்தியை சுட்டுத்தான் சாப்பிட முடியும்.
நீ என்னதான் வீரனா இருந்தாலும் குளிர் அடிச்சா திரும்ப அடிக்க முடியாது.
காசு இருந்தா கால் டாக்சி!! காசு இல்லைன்னா கால் தான் டாக்சி!!!
என்ன தான் பூமி சூரியனை சுத்தி சுத்தி வந்தாலும், பூமிக்கு சூரியன் பிக் அப் ஆகாது
நேந்திரங்காய் சிப்ஸை தின்னமுடியும், மெமரி சிப்ஸை தின்னமுடியுமா?


பால் போடுறவன் பால்காரன். பேப்பர் போடுறவன் பேப்பர்காரன். அப்ப பிச்சை போடுறவன் பிச்சைக்காரனா?
என்னதான் உயர பறந்தாலும் கொசுவை பறவை லிஸ்டில் சேர்க்கமுடியாது
ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன்லே போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்கலாம். ஆனால் போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன்லே ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்க முடியாது.
செல்போனுலே பாலன்ஸ் இல்லைன்னா கால் பண்ண முடியாது. ஆனால் மனுசனுக்கு கால் இல்லைன்னா பாலன்ஸ் பண்ண முடியாது.


நீ என்ன தான் காஸ்ட்லி மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும், அதுல எவ்வளவு தான் ரீசார்ஜ் பண்ணாலும், உன்னால உனக்கு கால் பண்ண முடியாது.

Whatsapp Status Love

Love means two minds without a single thought.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

“I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.”
“Every moment I spent with you.. is like beautiful dream come true.”
“I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.”
“There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.”

Where there is love there is life.
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
Every moment I spent with you.. is like beautiful dream come true.
Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I’m still in my dreams.

“Everyone says u fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person. “
“Every time I see u I fall in love all over again””
“Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine.”
“If u are not interested then don’t cheat him.. Better leave him.”

Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch ,and then one can release then it can heart the other!
“Better to be alone than being with some1 who makes u feel alone.”
“Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. “
“Love me 4 a second and I’ll love you forever. “
I fell in love with you, I don’t know why or how. I just did.
Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you’re in love.

I love you for who your from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.
The happiest I’ve ever felt was that moment I discovered you loved me too.
Keep your feet on the ground, when your head’s in the clouds.
Love is a gift from god and I have accepted this gift with open arms. I love you very much and promise never to leave you.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.

In the middle of life, love enters and make it a fairy tale.
True Love is not based upon romance, candle light dinner and walk alone beach. Infect, it’s based on care, compromise, respect and trust.
When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we’re apart, days feel like years.

I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with you.
It feels so good to wake up with you in the morning.
Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects.
The first thing I imagined when I saw the word ‘love’ is you.
Every time I see you I fall in love all over again

Ki Hoya Je Tere Nal Larda Ha !! Pyaar V Ta Kamliye Tnu Hi Krda Ha!
“The person who makes u happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.”
Did YOU know i really love the 2nd word of this question?
“When I’m sad don’t look at me – just kiss me “”

“I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me. “
“I fell in love with u, I don’t know why or how. I just did.”
No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really love, they will always find the time for you.!
In Early Morning When i Awake Up i want to see U In front of my Eyes..
Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it..

Love is that which ,cannot see the poorness…
Why am I so afraid to lose u when i know you’re not even mine?
Love in Life ,Make the life beautiful..
“Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor..in life..”
In life I need only you!

My “Heart” is always your!
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good
Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..

In love Never say “Sorry”!
When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone….
If you were thinking about someone ,while Studying you’re definitely in Love…
Love is that ,which can never explained

Love is That Which can not see the Religious ,Caste ,Rich ,Poor .in life..
Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day in life. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away…??
My love for you is a journey_ that starts at forever and ends at never in Life…..
I lost my Heart Can Any body See…??
Love is that which can makes you smile when you’re tired..!!

If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy….even if you are not with him..
I’m in love with you ,and nobody stop loving you…
Time goes by a very slower when you miss the someone who love you.
Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness…
There is No Scale To Measure the love..

“Love is not about how much u say “i love you” but how much u can prove that it’s true.”
“The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at u.”
“You’re the reason behind my smile..”
“Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled & replied, She’s fine ..”
“Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with u everything is perfect.”
“I love my life because it gave me u I love you because u are my life.”

“There are only 2 times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.”
“Thinking of u is easy, I do it every day. Missing u is the heartache that never goes away.”
A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he’s finished.
Love is the only thing that control every single emotion you have.
Love never fails and when it fails in life, then its not love!

You are the best thing that’s ever been.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Love is more than my live and my love is you.

Where there is love there is life.
A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Every love story is beautiful, but our is my favorite.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has lots of money.
When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..

“Don’t TRUST 2 much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT u so much”
“The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time u remember it!”
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman”
The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings.
Don’t die with your song still inside of you.

Don’t look for love. Quietly give it away and let if find you back.
I’m in love with the idea of being in love.

Sometimes following your heart means breaking someone else’s
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better.
Your smile is more beautiful than stars.
If you are in love you can’t get in comfort zone.
The mind sets limits, the heart breaks them.

My silence is just another word for my pain.
Feelings that come back are feelings that never away.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.
Don’t make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion.

Whatsapp Status Sad

I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile to hide sadness.
Can’t deny that I want you.
Sometimes I want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares.
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything. Your job is just to pump blood, So stick to it.

Emptiness feels so heavy.
Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
I don’t need a therapy, I need a hug.
You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured
I don’t have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.
One morning you wake up afraid to live.

I feel like everything I do is wrong.
The CURE for anything is salt WATER – Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.
Absolute silence leads to Sadness. It is the image of death.
That feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty.
A tear is made of … 1% water and 99% feelings.
My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
My life is just one big heavy sigh.
The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.
There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.
One of the hardest things to do is to delete old messages which is sent by GF.
love is so strange…sometimes it reasons 2 live life..and sometimes it becomes reason 2 leave life.
Please BURN my sad memories.
I want you to be FREE, but I can watch you SOAR away from me.
The deepest people are the ones who’ve been hurt the most.
I don’t care for people, who don’t care for me.
Loving him is not a mistake, but thinking that he loved me was.
Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn?

I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.
I’m a simple person, who hides a thousand feelings behind the happiest smile.
We all feel lost sometimes.
I’m missing something in my life these days
If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
You know my name not my story.
The World is mad and the people are sad.

I felt a great emptiness without him, I will miss him the rest of my life.
I am not happy without you in Life.
Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
It’s better to be lonely than to be played by wrong people.
I feel lost inside myself.
It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.
I wish not to have feelings.
Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you’re happy without him.
Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.

Sometimes it’s better to be Alone…Nobody can hurt you.
Sorrow is like a precious treasure, shown only to friends.

I just want to fall asleep until I don’t miss you anymore.
Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally, you can say “I’m used to it”?
Temporary happiness isn’t worth long-term pain.
The strongest among us are the ones who smile through the silent pain, cry behind closed doors and fight battles nobody knows about.
I hate it when crying is the only way to feel better.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
A relationship is only made for two….but some just forget how to count.

The sad part isn’t that we never talk, it’s that we used to talk every day.
I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
I am not worthy of being in love.
The worst feeling is pretending as if you don’t care at all When in reality that’s all you can think of.
If you see a friend without a smile, give him one of yours.
I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
It’s sad how people become what they had promised they never will.
I can feel you forgetting me.
If it not happy ending then there is no ending…
Don’t cry because it’s over, smiles because it happened.
When u start missing,u fall in love again.
I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain.
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.
Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it is poured.

People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …

I hate when I am laying in bed looking out my window for the moon and stars, but I can’t find the Moon.
I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows that what’s going on.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
It’s never the tear that measures the PAIN, sometimes it’s the SMILE we fake.
Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.
I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
Life goes on with or without you!

Love that gives us our pet is unique, I feel very sad because my dog died. In the house it.
If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.
Forgive me for my mistakes, I’m still a kid learning the responsibility of being an adult.

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“Never laugh at your wife’s choices… LOL..you’re one of them…”

Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird….So I Could Fly Over Certain People & Poop On Their Heads.
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
“Life is too short smile while you still have teeth……”
No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.
If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
The Word ” Studying ” Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally ” Students Dying “.
Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.

My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I’M Not Dead.
The Four Words A Girl Most Want To Hear. I Bought You Food.
I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me?
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
“I am not lazy, but I am on my energy saving mode.”

Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social Networking.

Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
Dear, I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger….But I Love You Now.
I Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour.
“Never Steal because Government HATE COMPETITION.”
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It It. But Run Immediately After Saying It.
Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.
If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You?
Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.

If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.

Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.

I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.
It’s Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring

“All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.”
I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.

I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.
“If you can’t convince them then Confuse them.”
I’M Super Lazy Today !! Which Is Like Normal Lazy, But I’M Also Wearing A Cape.

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner & Smarter. People The Opposite. ( Funny Quotes )
All My Life I Thought Air Was Free….Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.

I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.
Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
Don’t Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think Of Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey.
“Common sense is not so common.”
I Smile Because You’re My Family. I Laugh Because There’S Nothing You Can Do About It.

Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer & My Alarm Clock Is The Police.
I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.
“You have the perfect face to become Radio Jockey.”
“Totally available!!!! Please disturb me!!!!”
If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”
There’s Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.
I Don’T Always Get Asked Out On A Date. But When I Do….It’S On April 1St.
“When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy Automatically.”
If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’Ve Said I’D Be Poor.
“I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”

Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
“Hi there! I am using my brain.”
I Wasn’T Mad. But Now That You Asked Me 7 Times If I’M Mad…Yes, I’M Mad!

I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.
They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug?
I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Bucket List Is A Mile Long.
With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

During The Day, I Don’t Believe In Ghosts. Ar Night I’M Little More Open-Minded.
“Hey there WhatsApp is using me.”
“I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.”
I’m Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
” I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.”
Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
I” M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.
Sometimes, I Forgot How To Spell A Word So I Change The Whole Sentence To Avoid Using It.
I Hate It When People Are At Your House & Ask ” Do You Have A Bathroom ?” No, We Pee In The Yard.

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.
Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right?

Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head & Other Person Doesn’T Follow The Damn Script.
Lazy Rule: Can’T Reach It. Don’t Need It.
Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough.
Chocolates Come From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant….So Chocolate Is A Salad.
God Made Every Person Differently. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.

Dear Math, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’M Tried Of Solving Them For You.
People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.
I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.
“One day your princess will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”
Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed?
“80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.”
That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.
“Last seen 1985!”

Whatsapp Status Attitude

Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Friends are the family you choose

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status…
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Friends are notes to life’s great songs. A melody that carries you along.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
Save water drink beer.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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You can now use WhatsApp with the official WhatsApp Desktop App on the PC. The Messenger works similar here, as with WhatsApp Web. Download Updates.

Normally, the popular messaging app WhatsApp is only used on mobile devices (Android, iOS, Windows Phone and Blackberry), however with the brand-new PC and Mac version of the app, you can finally use it from your desktop! All you need to do is simply install the WhatsApp program so you can chat with your friends straight from your Mac or Windows PC. Although it seems to work well so far, it is far from perfect.

WhatsApp for PC: Advantages offered by the native desktop app

Although the service is very similar to WhatsApp Web, you do have some pretty interesting benefits. For example, you can put WhatsApp Desktop in the Startup menu to get it up and running every time you start Windows. You’ll also see it directly through the Notification Center when you receive messages, and the taskbar will display unread messages with the typical bubble icons.

Functionally WhatsApp for the PC does not differ from the web app: you simply scan the displayed QR code after starting the tool with your mobile phone. All your current chats will be displayed and you can start chatting on the PC.

Advantages

No browser needed and does not have to be installed

 

Disadvantages

Requires the connection to the smartphone

 

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